The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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