“When I do something stupid with money and lose it, I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.”

If you help enough people, you don’t have to worry about money.

Work-get paid; don’t work-don’t get paid. Everybody is on commission.

Making mistakes and learning from them is crucial to winning.

We live in a culture full of hares; but the tortoise always wins.

Fear is the enemy of hope.

Contentment may be the most powerful Financial Principle. You can give more, avoid debt, and live better.

Feeling lost? Take a dream and convert it into small goals, then start taking the steps to hit those goals.

Work is doing it. Discipline is doing it every day. Diligence is doing it well every day.

Money… is like a beautiful thoroughbred horse – very powerful & always in action, but unless this horse is trained when very young, it will be an out-of-control & dangerous animal when it grows to maturity.

You don’t build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can’t beat the credit card companies at their own game.

Study the habits of the people you want to be like and then imitate them. If they are succeeding, they must be doing something right.

Good things that cannot be calculated or quantified are set in motion in your life and in your finances when you give.

Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who execute them are not.

I would not pre-pay. I would invest instead and let the investments cover it.

Just keep taking the next step and keep having excellence in the ordinary.

In order to be a great marketer, you have to be focused and intense and look at scarcity, urgency, activity and passion in the marketplace.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If Christ came back he would drive his treacherous servants out of the temple with a whip.

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Sugar free? With the name Sugarpova I don’t think I will be doing anything sugar free very soon.