“Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.”

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!

What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.

Yellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.

You have to be honest, you can’t love someone out of sympathy.

My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and my talents and I lay them both at his feet.

You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

I am grateful for all my victories, but I am especially grateful for my losses, because they only made me work harder.

Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.

Do not think of todays failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow.

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.