I thought I was fast but it turns out I’m dead.
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The more you suffer, the more you awaken.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Keep your faith strong enough to believe that you can manifest and receive what you want.
Lisa RoseLisa Rose Home is where your soul belongs.
Ana SoulfulAna Soulful The right person will never get tired of you.
Sophie SmithSophie Smith You thought it wouldn’t live again. But it will live again.
Carisa DownsCarisa Downs The world is not allowed to make a meal of you, girl. It is there for your consuming.
Nikita GillNikita Gill We all carry the heaviest anchors without anyone having a clue about it.
Aaron BellAaron Bell And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
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Let children walk with nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life.
John MuirJohn Muir Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.
Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway Death is the stone into which our oblivion hardens.
Pablo NerudaPablo Neruda Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin If nothing saves us from death, at least love should save us from life.
Pablo NerudaPablo Neruda I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one.
Khalil GibranKhalil Gibran Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.