The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
EVELYN WAUGHNot everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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