Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
EVELYN WAUGHNot everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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