Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINIf you can’t be direct, why be?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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