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Lily Tomlin

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself

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