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Lily Tomlin

You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself

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