When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
EVELYN WAUGHO God, make me good, but not yet.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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