All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
EVELYN WAUGHO God, make me good, but not yet.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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