I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
EVELYN WAUGHA typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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