The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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