Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
EVELYN WAUGHOne forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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