A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
JONATHAN SWIFTLaws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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