It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
EVELYN WAUGHDon’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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