What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
EVELYN WAUGHThe human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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