I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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