He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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