The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
EVELYN WAUGHThere’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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