O God, make me good, but not yet.
EVELYN WAUGHThe splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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