They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
EVELYN WAUGHAnyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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