News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
EVELYN WAUGHAnyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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