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Zlatan Ibrahimović

I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Confidence Myself Need Play Worth
A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Match Play See Worth
José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Happiness Himself Man Sleep Stars Time
Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition Chance Choice Myself Opportunity
I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Fight Himself Lose Promise Talk Win Word
I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Goodness Myself Player Position Skill
Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Imagination Legs Problem Right Serious World
Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Food Name People Recognition Suffering World
I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Crazy Fire Fun Goal Himself Score
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Fire Funny Garden Home Myself
You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Deep Force Yourself
That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Evidence Goodness Player Yourself
An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Injury Serious Team
Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Impossible Mom Myself Sex
Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Home Identity See Sister Yourself
It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Be Yourself True

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