When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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