The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
CHETAN BHAGATNothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
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Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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