One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.
MITCH HEDBERGThe great thing about fact-based decisions is that they overrule the hierarchy.
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If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing.
COCO CHANEL -
I have respect for my son because he had sense enough to take responsibility for his own actions.
AFENI SHAKUR -
You picked the seats you did for a reason, right? Familiarity. Too bad the best sleuths avoid familiarity. It dulls the investigative instinct.
BECCA FITZPATRICK -
I do not write for a select minority, which means nothing to me, nor for that adulated platonic entity known as ‘The Masses’. Both abstractions, so dear to the demagogue, I disbelieve in. I write for myself and for my friends, and I write to ease the passing of time.
JORGE LUIS BORGES -
But the supreme teacher in the Church is the Roman Pontiff. Union of minds, therefore, requires, together with a perfect accord in the one faith, complete submission and obedience of will to the Church and to the Roman Pontiff, as to God Himself.
POPE LEO XIII -
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
TINA FEY -
If you understood him, it would not be God.
SAINT AUGUSTINE -
Mankind was not meant to suffer — bliss is our nature. The individual is cosmic. Let’s rock.
DAVID LYNCH -
It doesn’t matter where you come from or who you think you are, we’re all human beings with beating hearts.
DEMI LOVATO -
Believe the best of everybody.
RUDYARD KIPLING -
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBY -
How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress.
NIELS BOHR -
I made no more protests. What was the use of struggling against fate.
ROBERT GRAVES -
It’s more and more difficult to get through to your audience with all of the clutter. This is a great way for Ace to get [its] message out.
BILL RANCIC -
One of our nation’s greatest leaders of all time was Hubert Horatio Hornblower.
JIMMY CARTER