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Dorothy Parker Quote - Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Armor Protection Safety Weapon
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Enough Jealous Satisfaction Wine
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Cheating Hollywood Reality
If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Feeling Hurt Necessary Yourself
Writing well is the best revenge.
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One Liner Revenge Writing
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Appearance Girl Man Wear
I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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End Happiness History Human Willing
Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
DOROTHY PARKER

Action Hate Hell Identity Love Myself Yourself
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Death God
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Bed Himself Voice
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Appreciate Audience Goodness Intelligence Myself Praise Talk

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