Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
CHARLES BARKLEYBut when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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