Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYI came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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I don’t care what people think. people are stupid.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I’m really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it’s their own business. Because as a Black man, I think you’ve got to be against any form of discrimination.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
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