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When a person finds themselves predisposed to complaining about how little they are regarded by others, let them reflect how little they have contributed to the happiness of others.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson Justice requires us to remember that when any citizen denies his fellow, saying, ‘His color is not mine,’ or ‘His beliefs are strange and different,’ in that moment he betrays America, though his forebears created this nation.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson At the desk where I sit, I have learned one great truth. The answer for all our national problems – the answer for all the problems of the world – come to a single word. That word is “education.”
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson Democrats legislate; Republicans investigate.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson We have talked long enough in this country about equal rights. It is time now to write the next chapter – and to write it in the books of law.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson There is no issue of States’ rights or National rights. There is only the struggle for human rights.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson Our understanding of how to live with one another is still far behind our knowledge of how to destroy one another.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson I’ll have those n**gers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy’s window, and say it smells like roses.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson Free speech, free press, free religion, the right of free assembly, yes, the right of petition. Well, they are still radical ideas.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson In the Great Society, work shall be an outlet for mans interests and desires. Each individual shall have full opportunity to use his capacities in employment which satisfies personally and contributes generally to the quality of the Nations life.
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