“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.”

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A hard man is good to find.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.