If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYPoor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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