Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
H. L. MENCKENA cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Change is not progress.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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