To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.
ARISTOPHANESThe old are in a second childhood.
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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.
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This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.
ARISTOPHANESThis is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.
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There’s no art where there’s no fee.
ARISTOPHANESThere’s no art where there’s no fee.
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It should not prejudice my voice that I’m not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I’m taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation.
ARISTOPHANESIt should not prejudice my voice that I’m not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I’m taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation.
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You cannot make a crab walk straight.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
ARISTOPHANESYouth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
ARISTOPHANESAn ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.
ARISTOPHANESWeak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.
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By words the mind is winged.
ARISTOPHANESBy words the mind is winged.
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Why, I’d like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
ARISTOPHANESWhy, I’d like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
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It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.
ARISTOPHANESIt is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESYou cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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An actor should refine public taste.
ARISTOPHANESAn actor should refine public taste.
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Wealth–the most excellent of all gods.
ARISTOPHANESWealth–the most excellent of all gods.
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The old are in a second childhood.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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