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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimović

It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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Be Yourself True
An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Injury Serious Team
I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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Creation Difference Situation
We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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Attitude Death Instagram Captions Legendary Live
Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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Best Imagination Legs Problem Right Serious World
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Fire Funny Garden Home Myself
That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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Evidence Goodness Player Yourself
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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House Identity Myself Sister Yourself
Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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Food Name People Recognition Suffering World
PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Dreams Worth Yourself
Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Audition Chance Choice Myself Opportunity
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Alcohol Drink Myself
One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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Myself Wait World Worth
I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Fight Himself Lose Promise Talk Win Word
Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Audition One Liner
It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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Lying People Recognition

Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

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