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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimović

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

House Identity Myself Sister Yourself
Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition One Liner
One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Myself Wait World Worth
You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Believe Leadership Myself Need Team
PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Dreams Worth Yourself
Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Home Identity See Sister Yourself
You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Deep Force Yourself
An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Injury Serious Team
José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Happiness Himself Man Sleep Stars Time
I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Crazy Fire Fun Goal Himself Score
Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Impossible Mom Myself Sex
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Fire Funny Garden Home Myself
It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Be Yourself True
I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Confidence Myself Need Play Worth
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Alcohol Drink Myself
You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Leadership Need Quality Team Yourself

Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

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