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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

Zlatan Ibrahimović

He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Luck Man Reward See Win
Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Equality Mental
You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Deep Force Yourself
That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Evidence Goodness Player Yourself
One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Myself Wait World Worth
I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Better Instagram Captions Myself Old Thinking Wine
I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Crazy Fire Fun Goal Himself Score
It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Lying People Recognition
England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Destroy Myself Play Strong Team
Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Home Identity See Sister Yourself
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Alcohol Drink Myself
Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Impossible Mom Myself Sex
Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Myself Opportunity Regret Sports
Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition Chance Choice Myself Opportunity
I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Fun Myself Play Proud Win
Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition One Liner

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