It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćKosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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