Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
TOM WAITSDid the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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