A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
TOM WAITSYou can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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