Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
TOM WAITSYou can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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