There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSI never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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