I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
TOM WAITSMost of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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