If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSIf you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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