I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
TOM WAITSThe folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
More Tom Waits Quotes
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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