A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
TOM WAITSThe folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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