You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
TOM WAITSThe folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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