There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSIt’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I was always laughing in church.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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