A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
TOM WAITSCome down off the cross, we could use the wood.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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