If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
TOM WAITSThe average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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