All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSWriting songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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