I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
TOM WAITSIf there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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