My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
TOM WAITSIf there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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