I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
TOM WAITSA mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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