If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
TOM WAITSI’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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