The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINThe existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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