If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
TIM MINCHINThe existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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