Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
TIM MINCHINThe existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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