To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
TIM MINCHINThroughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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