I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
TIM MINCHINThroughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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