It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
TIM MINCHINScience is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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You don’t have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things…
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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