The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINScience is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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