The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINBe demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Please don’t make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea.
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