Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
TIM MINCHINBe demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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