The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINI will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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