The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
TIM MINCHINI will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world?
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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